The deer are on our side, they have been for nearly three weeks

you don't choose your enemies, you know

no. you make them.

as in create?

as in destroy. a relationship. and thus an enemy is born.

i had no prior relationship with croutons who attempted to gauge my eyes out of my head. Nor was i acquainted with the 'shrooms and sharp cheddar cheese which turned on me the instant they detected an oil and vinegar combination.

was this salad given to you, free of charge?

of course not. nothing is free anymore. i bought the lettuce and toppings from the market.

you shouldn't give your business to that market. they're no good.

well the rain has nearly drowned the entire back field, do you suggest i learn to grow vegetables in a river?

i don't think they would do very well. do you not see exchange of money as a relation?

that's ridiculous. of course it's a relation, it is what has brought us here in the first place.